Marble of Doom, otherwise known as the Beachball of Death. Don't worry, you can use your phone to surf while the Mac takes its time. Marble of Doom Sour 5% 4ibu Kings County Brewers Collective Multi-grain (barley, oats, wheat and rye) kettle sour with blackberry and pomegranate. Marble of Doom Sour 5% Kings County Brewers Collective Raspberry Key Lime
Juice Box Double IPA 9.2% Great Notion Odd. It says Juice Box. But it's a Juice Can. Why would they deliberately falsely label something so obvious? I really wanted to struggle pushing the tiny bendy straw out of the wrapper only to fold it over again trying to puncture the foil hymen. Then, be left with a straw full of holes in it so I am forced to suck all that remains in the juice box like a toddler vampire.
Nothing At All Flanders Red 8.3% 5ibu Angel City Brewery This stupid sexy Flanders Red has aged a full year in red wine and port barrels, bringing out the perfect balance of oak and sourness for maximum drinkability. Aromas of cherry, apricot and leather (mmm… leather) descend into flavors of tart grapes and almonds with an oaky dry finish. Multiple yeast strains reveal an intricate blend of aromas and flavors allowing this sienna-hued beer to make you feel like you’re wearing nothing at all.
Glitter Moon DIPA 8.5% 40ibu Revision Brewing The kid put together this tiny vignette. Unicorns, bruh. The bulk of the hop aroma and flavor in this brew come from the land down under. Galaxy and Vic Secret hops from Australia exude pineapple and passionfruit goodness while a solid chunk of oats in the grain bill makes for a smooth mouthfeel.